Phileas Fogg Commercial Script
*Gunshots*
Man 1: Okay mane, that's the last of them.
Man 2: This calls for a shot of tequila, yeah?
Man 1: Yeah, vamanos!
*Rustling in bag*
*Bottle pops open*
*Pours drink*
*Gulps*
*Slams on table*
Man 2: Uno mas?
Man 1: Ahh, I need something... spicy. Something sour
yennoe?
Man 2: Let me check my bag, amigo
*rustles in bag*
Man 2: PHILEAS FOGG CHILI & LIME PUFFS!
Man 1: Orale! That's perfect!
Announcer: Phileas Fogg Chili & Lime Puffs. Let the
snacks do the adventuring